3. Found yet another can in the kitchen recycling that had food remnants. This recent time was particularly bad as it was literally CHUNKS OF ANCHOVIES.
4. 14-year-old: "You didn’t have a microwave when you were little? Why not?"
Me: "Because they weren’t invented yet."
Him: "Oh. I didn't know you were that old."
5. Some of the gingerbread cookies the big kids decorated: