1. "I didn't get Legos, I got ketchup." --Z, who then happily opened a ketchup packet and sucked out the contents.
2. G kept stressing that he really wanted cash for Christmas. Santa has a sense of humor.
3. "Can I have more gum? I lost mine when I was in the tub." --A, who did NOT get more gum. Yet.
4. My nutty family gave me this HUGE box that was filled with a lot of--um, packing material?--and then a tiny little awesome handmade pendant.