Five on Friday: Grown Ups Say the Darndest Things

Things I've actually said to my kids in the past month or so:

1. You haven’t washed your hands since getting off the bus and you want to touch cheese? I don't think so.

2. If  your sister has a dead gerbil, I don't want to know anything about it.

3.  Did you just crazy face me? I’ll come out to the bus stop and moon you if you want to have a reason to crazy face me.

4.  Well let that be a life lesson for you: sometimes if you bite someone they’re not going to want to be your shower buddy anymore.

5. Since none of you actually speaks Korean, I’m going to ban any arguing over what the real words are to "Gangnam Style."