Friday, May 2, 2014

Five on Friday: Titles for the Story of My Life Right Now

Just some title ideas I've been kicking around:

1. My Front Porch Is Making Me Sad: The True Tale of a Home with Five Children, No Garage and a Husband Who Won't Stop Purchasing Dirt Bikes

2. The Toilet Seat Has Ketchup on It: A Photo Essay

3. SHHHH! If You Love Me at All or Even Just Like Me a Little Bit You Will for the Love of All That is Good Please Just Be Quiet for Five Minutes

4. Why Does it Always Reek of Urine in Here? The Harrowing Real Story of a Bathroom Shared by Five Children with Questionable Hygeine

5. SUCKERS: A Cautionary Tale About the Couple Who Never Learned How to Say No to More Babies

*most titles also available in textbook format for Sex Ed curricula