1. Why does my kid think socks pulled up and black loafers are okay to wear with shorts? (Not to mention the button down shirt with sporty shorts. Oh and check out that skull ring!)
2. Speaking of clothes, what the hell am I going to wear for my performance tomorrow night? (No, I won't be asking G for his advice.)
3. When on earth am I going to find time to weed the garden so we can rototill and get it planted?
4. How did this pair of dirty socks get in my purse? And that rock get into the cup holder in my car?
5. Where on Earth could E's favorite track pants be?