Friday, January 24, 2020

Five on Friday: Bullshit Reasons I Can't Work on My Memoir

This week I present to you, in varying degrees of legitimacy, five bullshit reasons I've come up with recently for why I can't sit down and work on my memoir:

1. The kids had a half day/day off from school.

2. I organized a giant community event that is now over.

3. I don't know, man, my hair is just a really weird length right now.

4. This house is a goddamned mess.

5. I'm tired.

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