1. Friends, I found hanging in my home. MY OWN HOME.
2. Text with the son who hung the above offensive material:
3. Me: Well that sounds like a legit reason to . . .
12-year-old daughter: Mom. Don't say "legit."
4 & 5: While looking for sympathy from my oldest two on being censored from saying "hot as balls" at home, my son then further censored me.
Quite frankly, I have had enough. I have purchased myself a tiara and shall be wearing it as much as possible. If this doesn't force them to yield to my authority at least it will thoroughly embarrass them.